I feel sick...
Feb. 23rd, 2003 08:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msssI fried my bread in the frying pan because I don't have a toaster. I ate one piece absentmindedly. I picked up the other piece and looked at it.
Black lumpy thing.
*looks closer*
Black lumpy dropping-like thing.
*thinks*
Oh crap, we do have mice in our kitchen.
*phone rings*
*organiser cancels dog sledding trip due to excessive snow on roads and inability to get there*
*thinks*
That must be a mouse dropping.
There are no mice in sight.
Dropping must have been in frying pan.
I already ate the other piece.
Black lumpy thing.
*looks closer*
Black lumpy dropping-like thing.
*thinks*
Oh crap, we do have mice in our kitchen.
*phone rings*
*organiser cancels dog sledding trip due to excessive snow on roads and inability to get there*
*thinks*
That must be a mouse dropping.
There are no mice in sight.
Dropping must have been in frying pan.
I already ate the other piece.
