I feel sick...

[msss]

I fried my bread in the frying pan because I don't have a toaster. I ate one piece absentmindedly. I picked up the other piece and looked at it.

Black lumpy thing.

*looks closer*

Black lumpy dropping-like thing.

*thinks*

Oh crap, we do have mice in our kitchen.

*phone rings*

*organiser cancels dog sledding trip due to excessive snow on roads and inability to get there*

*thinks*

That must be a mouse dropping.

There are no mice in sight.

Dropping must have been in frying pan.

I already ate the other piece.